50 Best Comedy Movie Quotes Compilation (Video)

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Zoolander, Dazed and Confused, The Big Lebowski, Schwarzenegger catch phrases and a gang of the best comedy movie quotes from many other comedic classics.

Young Frankenstein, Zoolander, Dazed and Confused, Back to the Future, Happy Gilmore, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Dude, Where’s My Car?, The Big Lebowski, Friday, Caddyshack, Airplane!, Tropic Thunder, Back to the Future, Superbad, Napoleon Dynamite, Hot Rod, The Big Lebowski, The Cable Guy, There’s Something About Mary, Old School, Rush Hour, Dumb & Dumber, The Waterboy, The Goonies, The Hangover, Back to the Future, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Big Lebowski, Ghost Busters, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Billy Madison, Starsky & Hutch, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Tommy Boy, Jingle All the Way, The Sandlot, Billy Madison, The Big Lebowski, American Pie 2, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Elf, Kindergarten Cop, The Breakfast Club, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Young Frankenstein, Happy Gilmore, Wedding Crashers, Kindergarten Cop, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Comedy Movie Quotes

Cab Calloway – Reefer Man, Uptempo Jazz Performance (Video)

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Starting in the 1920s, the youth of America started to fall in love with jazz music. Cab Calloway and other jazz musicians were public supporters of cannabis during the Reefer Madness propaganda. The older generation feared that their kids would be negatively influenced by marijuana and jazz because they were ignorant, brainwashed, and racist.

Have you ever met that funny Reefer Man?

He smokes that reefer, he gets high, then he flies to the sky

That funny funny Reefer Man

Hottest Stoner Girls In Movies and TV (Photo Gallery)

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When you think of iconic stoners, slackers like Jay and Silent Bob and characters in Judd Apatow movies come to mind. Rarely do people tack on the term on a hot chick. The truth is, female weed smokers are criminally under-represented in Hollywood. They’re in stoner movies, but they’re often playing the cute and responsible sober girl to the sweatpants-wearing, burnout boyfriend. We still managed to put together this gallery of The Hottest Stoner Girls in Movies and TV. Light one up and enjoy.

Bijou Phillips (Bully)

We’re going to overlook the knife-wielding teens of Bully to focus on a lighter subject: Bijou Phillips as Ali, a gorgeous teen whose marijuana use may be the cause of her increased libido and her inability to gauge whether or not clothes fit her.

 

Kate Hudson (Almost Famous)

Penny Lane (Hudson) is so charming as the leader of the Band-Aids (glorified groupies) that she makes an affair with a rock star look like a Disney fairytale and puffing on a spliff look as innocent as Shirley Temple’s tap dancing.

 

Milla Jovovich (Dazed and Confused)

Before Milla Jovovich became a famous zombie killing machine in the Resident Evil franchise, she played the stoned chick in the background in Dazed and Confused. Her contributions to the coming-of-age party film include playing a song about aliens on her acoustic guitar and making perpetual obliviousness look endearing.

 

Olivia Thirlby (The Wackness)

With the Wackness set in the summer of ’94 and scored to a cassette tape soundtrack of early 90s hip hop, Olivia Thirlby is essentially a a cross between a hippie and a fly girl. She offers free love (in the form of volunteering to take her dealer’s virginity), tokes up regularly and dances in a jean jacket and hoop earrings in her dealer’s music video-esque dreams.

 

Bridget Fonda (Jackie Brown)

Would you assume that sunshine stoner girl Melanie (Bridget Fonda) is involved with a $500,000 money smuggling scheme? Probably not, especially when she explicitly explains that her main ambition in life is to “get high and watch TV.”

 

Mary Louise-Parker (Weeds)

Mary Louis Parker’s Nancy Botwin is a single MILF who just so happens to support her kids by selling herb. But don’t scoff at her before you understand the quality of her goods. They are so superb that not only does she have suburban parents procuring her product, Snoop Dogg even recorded a single dedicated to her “MILF Weed.”

 

Linda Cardellini (Grandma’s Boy)

Linda Cardellini redefined “freaks and geeks” when she starred in Grandma’s Boy by: a) overseeing a video game company, b) getting super faded at her boyfriend’s grandmother’s house and c) using that high to perform Salt N Pepa’s “Push It.”

 

Mila Kunis (That 70s Show)

In That 70s Show, Mila Kunis portrayed an unusually self-aware pothead. Her character, Jackie Burkhart, has a reputation of being the uncensored, superficial prom queen of the sitcom. After she smokes weed, she’s usually heavy-lidded in a cloud of smoke with her friends in Eric’s basement.

> The 15 Hottest Stoner Girls in Movies and TV | Complex

Top 10 Chilled Out Samples in Hip Hop History (Video)

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DJ Funktuall presents Volume 27 of his Hip Hop Sample breakdown series. In this Chilled Out Edition, DJ Funktuall gives you a history lesson on the original samples and the proceeding songs that used them.

Top 10 Chilled Out Samples in Hip Hop History Track List

1) Mother Nature – Albert Jones

Be-Intro – Common

2) A Little Fugue for You and Me – Enoch Light

No Escapin This – Beatnuts

3) Risin to the Top – Keni Burke

Keep Risin’ to the Top – Doug E. Fresh
Around the Way Girl – LL Cool J
Smooth Operator – Big Daddy Kane
I Wanna Rock – DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince
Take You There – Pete Rock & CL Smooth
U Da Man – Black Moon
Love No Limit – Mary J. Blige
How to Roll a Blunt – Redman
Rap Phenomenon – Notorious B.I.G. w/ Method & Redman
I Pioneered This – MC Shan
(Lately) I’ve Been Thinking – Common feat. Sean Lett
Fat Rat – Grand Puba
Straight from Da Ghetto – Lost Boyz
Born to Live – OC
Paradise – LL Cool J feat. Amerie

4) Mind Blowin Decisions – Heatwave

How to Flow – Nice & Smooth
Mind Blowin’ – The D.O.C.
Mind Blowin – Pete Rock w. Vinia Mojica
Keep Risin’ to the Top – Doug E. Fresh
Stressed Out – ATCQ w/ Faith Evans

5) Distant Lover – Marvin Gaye

Spaceship – Kanye West

6) Don’t Look Any Further – Dennis Edwards

Hit Em Up – 2pac feat. Outlawz
Time to Go – King Sun
Cappucino – MC Lyte
Quitter – Eminem
Get Money – Junior MAFIA
Final Chapter ~ He’s Dead – Scarface
I Beeped You – Father MC
and the bassline to PAID IN FULL
and this just in: Way of Life – Lil’ Wayne

7) Why You Treat Me So Bad – Club Nouveau

I Got 5 On It – Luniz
Satisfy You – Puffy feat R. Kelly

8) Wildflower – Hank Crawford

Shorty Wanna Be a Thug – 2Pac
Drive Slow – Kanye West feat. Paul Wall & GLC
No One’s Iller – Eminem feat. Bizarre, Swifty & Fuzz

9) Winter Sadness – Kool & the Gang

Picture Me Rollin – 2Pac

10) Never Gonna Stop – Linda Clifford

Street Dreams – Nas
All Eyez On Me – 2Pac

Eternal Enemies – Lions Vs Hyenas, National Geographic Documentary (Video)

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Although we romanticize lions as mighty kings of the jungle, their reign is challenged daily in southern Africa by vicious packs of hyenas that compete for prey. Between the two species exists an ancient feud, and it unfolds in National Geographic’s Eternal Enemies. Watch as lions bring down a zebra, only to be attacked themselves by a pack of hyenas that chases them into the trees. Glowering, the big cats watch as the thieves devour their dinner.

Other scenes in this video are equally impressive, including life inside a hyena den–which captures the sounds of lions growling outside–and a tense encounter between a snake-bitten lioness and a pack of hyenas. With its gripping story line, Eternal Enemies is a standout among animal documentaries.

Patrice O’Neal – The Nasty Show (Video)

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Enjoy this hilarious stand up set from Patrice O’Neal during “The Nasty Show,” part of TBS Presents A Very Funny Festival – Just for Laughs Chicago, June 2009.

Patrice O’Neal “The Nasty Show” Part 1

Have you ever wanted to watch a stand up comedy set with a date?  Start with this one… and if it’s going well, continue with the next one…

 

Patrice O’Neal “The Nasty Show” Part 2

And if its really going well, hit her with the Houdini. Taadow!!!

Dock Ellis Throws a Baseball No Hitter Under LSD, Acid (Video)

Dock Ellis Throws a Baseball No Hitter Under LSD, Acid (Video) | Third Monk

In celebration of the greatest athletic achievement by a man on a psychedelic journey, No Mas and artist James Blagden proudly present the animated tale of Dock Ellis’ legendary LSD no-hitter.  Of the 263 no-hitters ever thrown in the Big Leagues, we can only guess how many were aided by steroids, but we can say without question that only one was ever thrown on acid.

A year before the great Dock Ellis died, radio producers Donnell Alexander and Neille Ilel, had recorded an interview with Ellis in which the former Pirate right hander gave a moment by moment account of June 12, 1970, the day he no-hit the San Diego Padres.

Dirty Laundry, The Punisher Short Film (Video)

Dirty Laundry, The Punisher Short Film (Video) | Third Monk

A Punisher short film starring Thomas Jane (who played The Punisher in the whack 2004 film) and Ron Pearlman. This short film is better than all of the Punisher feature films combined, it has the brutal violence and blunt punishment you expect from the comics.

“I wanted to make a fan film for a character I’ve always loved and believed in – a love letter to Frank Castle & his fans. It was an incredible experience with everyone on the project throwing in their time just for the fun of it. It’s been a blast to be a part of from start to finish — we hope the friends of Frank enjoy watching it as much as we did making it.” — Thomas Jane

Twenty Basic Plots of Screenwriting

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After you come up with your own system for generating ideas, the next step is to put them in some recognizable story form (the basic plot idea), build your central conflict (the story premise sheet), then build your character and underlying themes (the thematic premise sheet).

#1 QUEST

The plot involves the Protagonist’s search for a person, place or thing, tangible or intangible (but must be quantifiable, so think of this as a noun; i.e., immortality). In Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, the stoner best friends go on a journey to find the ultimate late night munchies.

#2 ADVENTURE

This plot involves the Protagonist going in search of their fortune, and since fortune is never found at home, the Protagonist goes to search for it in unfamiliar territory.

#3 PURSUIT

This plot literally involves hide-and-seek, one person chasing another.

#4 RESCUE

This plot involves the Protagonist searching for someone or something, usually consisting of three main characters – the Protagonist, the Victim & the Antagonist.

#5 SACRIFICE

Plot involves the Protagonist taking action(s) that is motivated by a higher purpose (concept) such as love, honor, charity or for the sake of humanity.

 

#6 REVENGE

Retaliation by Protagonist or Antagonist against the other for real or imagined injury. In Oldboy, revenge knows no limits.

#7 THE RIDDLE

Plot involves the Protagonist’s search for clues to find the hidden meaning of something in question that is deliberately enigmatic or ambiguous.

#8 RIVALRY

Plot involves Protagonist competing for same object or goal as another person (their rival).

#9 UNDERDOG

Plot involves a Protagonist competing for an object or goal that is at a great disadvantage and is faced with overwhelming odds.

#10 TEMPTATION

Plot involves a Protagonist that for one reason or another is induced or persuaded to do something that is unwise, wrong or immoral.

 

#11 MATURATION

Plot involves the Protagonist facing a problem that is part of growing up, and from dealing with it, emerging into a state of adulthood (going from innocence to experience). In The Lion King, young Simba matures into a king after dealing with an uncle that hates on his throne.

#12 TRANSFORMATION

Plot involves the process of change in the Protagonist as they journey through a stage of life that moves them from one significant character state to another.

#13 METAMORPHOSIS

This plot involves the physical characteristics of the Protagonist actually changing from one form to another (reflecting their inner psychological identity).

#14 LOVE

Plot involves the Protagonist overcoming the obstacles to love that keeps them from consummating (engaging in) true love.

#15 FORBIDDEN LOVE

Plot involves Protagonist(s) overcoming obstacles created by social mores and taboos to consummate their relationship (and sometimes finding it at too high a price to live with).

 

#16 ESCAPE

Plot involves a Protagonist confined against their will who wants to escape (does not include someone trying to escape their personal demons). In The Shawshank Redemption, Andy Dufresne goes through a tunnel of shit to get his life back.

#17 DISCOVERY

Plot that is the most character-centered of all, involves the Protagonist having to overcome an upheavel(s) in their life, and thereby discovering something important (and buried) within them a better understanding of life (i.e., better appreciation of their life, a clearer purpose in their life, etc.)

#18 WRETCHED EXCESS

Plot involves a Protagonist who, either by choice or by accident, pushes the limits of acceptable behavior to the extreme and is forced to deal with the consequences (generally deals with the psychological decline of the character).

#19 ASCENSION

Rags-to-riches plot deals with the rise (success) of Protagonist due to a dominating character trait that helps them to succeed.

#20 DECISION

Riches-to-rags plot deals with the fall (destruction) of Protagonist due to dominating character trait that eventually destroys their success.

(Note: Sometimes #19 & #20 are combined into rags-to-riches-to-rags (or vice versa) of a Protagonist who does (or doesn’t) learn to deal with their dominating character trait.)

IDEAS, PLOTS & USING THE PREMISE SHEETS | Tennessee Screenwriting Association

Hitchhike Across America With David Choe, Vice Thumbs Up! Season 1 (Video)

Hitchhike Across America With David Choe, Vice Thumbs Up! Season 1 (Video) | Third Monk

The Vice trip begins:  Graffiti Artist, inveterate gambler, and lifelong “rider of the rails” David Choe hitchhikes his way across these United States by (other people’s) trains, cars, and boats.

How to Hitchhike Across America With David Choe, Thumbs Up! Season 1 – Part 1

 

How to Hitchhike Across America With David Choe, Thumbs Up! Season 1 – Part 2

 

How to Hitchhike Across America With David Choe, Thumbs Up! Season 1 – Part 3

 

How to Hitchhike Across America With David Choe, Thumbs Up! Season 1 – Part 4

 

How to Hitchhike Across America With David Choe, Thumbs Up! Season 1 – Part 5