Fist of Jesus – Gory and Hilarious Zombie Short Film (Video)

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Fist of Jesus is an outrageously bloody comedy short film about a Jesus who kicks ass in a world full of Zombies, Mutants and Sinners.

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We want to make our 90 minute Feature Film in the style of the 80’s B movies, avoiding computer FX at all costs – we do not want digital effects. We want our monsters to be entirely physical, and when a corpse bursts open it looks real and spatters the actors! This means that most of our budget will go towards the creation of physical FX – makeup, characterization, animatronics. 

Our dream is to make a comedy that is a cross between the New Testament and “Mad Max”, with the humor of “The Life of Brian” and the style of Peter Jackson’s early works like “Bad Taste” or “Braindead”. Above all it is an epic movie – Jesus’ journey compared to that of Odysseus or Atreyu in “The Never Ending Story” or any of the “Conan” films, but crazier, in the style of Ash in “Army of Darkness”. – Directors Adrián Cardona & David Muñoz.

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Greatest Stoners in Movie History (Video)

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When the “War on Drugs” was spreading paranoia in the 80s, stoner characters were typically written as brainless surfers. These stoner roles represent the best part of getting baked: having fun with your friends.

Alex & Dante (Grandma’s Boy)

The monkey is in charge after Alex and Dante combine different strains of powerful weed.

Sometimes a dealer can have too many customers.

Thurgood Jenkins (Half Baked)

Recruited by a scientist to fulfill a prescription, Thurgood (Dave Chappelle) picks up a pound of medical grade cannabis.

Slater (Dazed & Confused)

Slater’s stoned monologue voices his opinions on music, American history and aliens.

Floyd (True Romance)


Floyd (Brad Pitt) gets a visit from the mob while getting baked.

Floyd wants to be treated with respect….maaaaaan.

Smokey (Friday)

Stoners love to share, Smokey (Chris Tucker) can’t wait to get his friend stoned on his day off.

Dale & Saul (Pineapple Express)

There’s a thin line between dealer and friendship.

The Dude (The Big Lebowski)

German Nihilists interrupt The Dude’s relaxing toke bath in his private residence.

Harold & Kumar (H&K Trilogy)

Harold & Kumar spend a day in Amsterdam with their stoner girls.

Cheech & Chong (C&C Films)

Pranking your best friend with acid is encouraged by Cheech and Chong in this scene from Up in Smoke.

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The Absurd Humor of a Naked Gun, Leslie Nielsen GIFs Collection

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Leslie Nielsen’s off the wall comedy used absurdity to tickle our funny bones. Watching a Nielsen movie is so surreal that it hinges on a psychedelic experience.

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Key to the City

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Bingo

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Double Clothesline

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The Power of Christ Compels You

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Inter Dimension Dusting

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One, Two…Three?

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Tongue Twisters

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Nice Beaver 😉

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Gotta Save That Stamina

No Sax

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Nothing to See Here

Paperboy Putting in Work

Paperboy Exercise Bikes

Saved by Johnson

Penis Wall Climb

Prison Olympics; 1st place = Freedom

Prison Escape

Knocking Out Two Dummies

Punches Dummy

Safer Sex Suits

Safe Sex

Sex Shadows

Shadow Sex

Classic Shootout

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Walking Through the Third Wall

Walking Thru Door

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It’s Not You, It’s Me – Short Film Comedy About Smothering Relationships (Video)

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Gillian Jacobs (Britta from Community) plays a woman whose smothering relationship is literally driving her crazy, causing her to act out in hilarious rage. As a hybrid genre of dark comedy, the film has to hit both comedic and suspenseful story beats. Director Matt Spicer uses invasive sound and camera design to make a dull life maddening before kicking it over the edge.

Entertainment Weekly: Wow, this is dark!

Gillian Jacobs: I read the script and I thought it was an interesting thing for me to do. I hadn’t done anything serious or dark like that in a while. For me it was kind of nice to go back to something that’s a little bit darker than what I’ve been doing lately.

Entertainment Weekly: We don’t get to know much about your character. Did you create a backstory for her?

Gillian Jacobs: I didn’t even create a name for her! We talked a lot about how you reach that point in a relationship where you guys have been together for long enough that little tiny things about your partner start to drive you insane. We talked about that down to sounds they make while eating that make you want to put a fork through their face or stab them with a coffee table. – Gillian Jacobs, It’s Not You, It’s Me Interview

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Cheat: A Man’s Guide to Infidelity, Comedy Short Film (Video)

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Comedians Bill Burr, Robert Kelly, and Joe DeRosa team up to make their own self-produced short film, Cheat Together this trio brings to life the very funny story of a desperate guy getting advice from his buddies on how to pull off an unfaithful hook up.

The initial set-up leads you to believe this film is about something totally different, so that initial twist engaged me immediately. This is a very New York story, and the dialog is really well-written. The interaction between the three characters and comedic timing is spot on, which is no surprise considering the leads are all professional stand-up comedians. – Sharon Badal, Head Short Film Programmer, Tribeca Film Festival

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Cheat Tribeca Interview – Bill Burr, Robert Kelly, Joe DeRosa


cheat-book-bill-burr-robert-kelly-joe-derosaCheat has also been written as a book which features hilarious tactics against monogamy:

* Wipe away your shame and guilt—and get smart before you get hard

* Conduct your filth with the right chick, in the right place, at the right time

* Take an hour to shower and scour—and fight your worst enemy: glitter

* Explain a strange scrunchy, hair extension, or pair of earrings to your girl

* Navigate strip clubs, massage parlors, and women of the night

* Lie like a woman—and call it quits without getting caught

Successful Alcoholics, Short Film About Drowning in Pleasure (Video)

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The glories and pitfalls of immersing in vices are the focus of Jordan Vogt-Roberts‘s short film, Successful Alcoholics, which structures a young couple’s weekend meltdown into a perfectly timed dark comedy.

The drunk couple, played by Lizzy Caplan (Party Down) and T. J. Miller (Comedian), manages to excel at work, get out of tickets, and live without a care in the world, despite or because of the fact that they’re permanently shit-faced. The two drink, break shit, vomit, undress, curse, and still do better than everyone else. They manage to please everyone in the face of pretty ridiculous altercations, but when just for a night they lose their buzz, they start to question their own happiness.

With a premise that keeps the couple out of trouble, successful, and out of the humdrum of the everyday, Vogt-Roberts gives himself room to explore the real emotions regarding alcoholism. successful-alcoholics-poster1
> I’m Short, not Stupid: Succesful Alcoholics | VICE Shorts

Trippiest and Funniest Drug Hallucination Movie Scenes Compilation (Video)

Trippiest and Funniest Drug Hallucination Movie Scenes Compilation (Video) | Third Monk

Yes, Mew Lists did everyone a favor and compiled the funniest and trippiest drug hallucination movie scenes. Click below the view the full list of movies featured in this compilation:

1. Cheech & Chong’s Next Movie
2. Go
3. Dirty Work
4. Smiley Faces
5. Road Trip
6. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
7. Shrooms
8. The Bear (L’Ours)
9. Dumbo
10. Weed
11. Eurotrip (1:36)
12. Hot Tub Time Machine
13. The Big Lebowski
14. Bobby
15. Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
16. The Acid House
17. Jacob’s Ladder
18. Trainspotting
19. Enter the Void
20. Gothic 1986
21. Young Guns (3:10)
22. Batman Begins
23. Naked Lunch
24. Papillon
25. Pi
26. Bad Lieutenant
27. Casino Royale
28. Training Day
29. Chopper
30. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
31. Akira (4:36)
32. The Tingler
33. Easy Rider
34. Requiem for a Dream
35. The Doors
36. Incense for the Damned
37. Midnight Cowboy
38. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
39. The Trip
40. A Scanner Darkly
41. Reefer Madness (6:07)
42. Rosemary’s Baby
43. I Love You, Alice B. Toklas
44. 25th Hour
45. Garden State
46. American Beauty
47. Liquid Sky
48. Altered States
49. Alice in Wonderland
50. Up in Smoke
51. Saving Grace