Boondocks Sketch Show – Tubesteak the Trolling Rapper & Black Jesus (Video)

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Aaron McGruder, the creator of the Boondocks comic and TV series, presents The Super Rumble Mix Show. The variety sketch show mocks Hip Hop thug culture with Tubesteak the Trolling Rapper, puts Black Jesus in modern day scenarios,  and features hilarious advice from John Witherspoon.

Best of Tubesteak Compilation, Rap Battle

Steak gets punched in the face during a rap battle.

Best of Tubesteak Compilation, Trolling

Tubesteak goes after the Boondocks creator Aaron McGruder, T-Pain, Ice Cube, David Banner & Himself

Best of Black Jesus Compilation

Black Jesus takes some time off to chill with his ungrateful homies.

The Greatest Trash Talkers Ever (Video)

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Trash Talkers have probably been around since the inception of human language. From our earliest shit talking ancestors, it has been employed as a form of psychological warfare. Used to gain a mental edge where previously there was none.

The following individuals have taken trash talk and refined it to an art form. A sword of words and intimidation that they use to cut through their opposition. Who’s your favorite Trash Talker Ever?

Muhammad Ali

The Greatest Boxer of all-time talks some serious smack.

Reggie Miller

Miller Time refined trash-talking to an art form.

Gary Payton

The Glove is considered one of the greatest talkers of his era.

Mike Tyson

This video says it all. One of the baddest Trash Talkers ever!

Kevin Garnett

KG is crazy. Like legitimately so.

Michael Jordan

Who else talks shit at their own Hall of Fame Enshrinement speech?

Winston Churchill

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Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”

Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”

Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

Young Man [After seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands]: “At Eton, they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.”

Churchill: “At Harrow, they taught us not to piss on our hands.”

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Triumph talks trash with the best of them.

Sad Dog Diary (Video)

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Sad Dog Diary finally answers the question of what dogs write in their diaries. We will never again be left wondering what thoughts lie behind those sad puppy dog eyes.

Enjoy this foray into the uncharted mind of dog, your peace of mind awaits.

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How To Do the Tom Cruise Movie Sprint (Video)

How To Do the Tom Cruise Movie Sprint (Video) | Third Monk

Fitness expert Frank Yang provides us with a hilarious breakdown of Tom Cruise’s movie sprinting.

We’ve all seen Tom Cruise sprint for his life in all his movies. We all know he is the fastest man in Hollywood. We all know he just loves to sprint!

Now you can learn his technique and form to save your next girlfriend! – Frank Yang

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Founding Fathers Were Stoners, Whitest Kids U’ Know (Video)

Founding Fathers Were Stoners, Whitest Kids U' Know (Video) | Third Monk

Trevor Moore (Whitest Kids U’ Know) reveals that the founding fathers were all stoned in this track from his new album “Drunk Texts to Myself”.

Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere! – George Washington

We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption. – John Adams

Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country. – Thomas Jefferson

Stoners Take Cannabis Driving Tests (Video)

Stoners Take Cannabis Driving Tests (Video) | Third Monk

Seattle, Washington TV station KIRO conducted a test in which they had drivers get stoned and tool around a driving course set up by a sheriff’s office. After each smoked three-tenths of a gram of a strain called “blueberry train wreck,” they took runs through the course. Though all were well over the legal limit, the instructor initially gave each of them passing marks. Then they kept smoking!

Addy, the veteran stoner made this news segment hilarious, she was allowed to smoke more after passing the most tests. Washington just recently made recreational use of cannabis legal so they have to put out these pieces to appease the people that don’t smoke. Driving stoned is hardly dangerous when compared to driving drunk but not everyone is ready to accept that.

Super Stoner Girl Addy – Stoned Driving Outtakes

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Monkey Vs Bulldog Situps Contest (Video)

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Japanese animal celebrities Pan-kun (Chimp) and James (Bulldog) try to measure their fitness by doing situps.

Pan-kun is a young chimpanzeein Japan often featured on national Japanese television. Most of the segments feature him and his bulldog friend, James, embarking on a variety of “human” tasks, like buying groceries, planting a rice paddy, or catching insects.

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