Trolling – Third Monk http://thirdmonk.net Elevate and Evolve | Cannabis & Psychedelic Culture Blog Sat, 13 Jan 2024 07:14:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.6 I Can Break These Cuffs! – Trolling the Police (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/i-can-break-these-cuffs-trolling-police.html Thu, 04 Dec 2014 17:06:05 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=32420 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

Possibly the funniest arrest ever captured on COPS.

I Can Break These Cuffs! – Trolling the Police (Video)

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The Las Vegas Police encounter a drunk who attempts to resist arrest with jokes and trolling. Possibly the funniest arrest ever captured on COPS.

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I Can Break These Cuffs! – Trolling the Police (Video)

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How To Become A Cult Leader (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/knowledge/how-to-become-a-cult-leader.html Tue, 24 Jun 2014 16:44:29 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=28029 By VLAD - Third Monk

A hilarious, disturbing breakdown of the techniques that cults use to indoctrinate new members.

How To Become A Cult Leader (Video)

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How To Become A Cult Leader

A hilarious, yet disturbing breakdown of the techniques that cults use to indoctrinate new members.

 

Dr. Robert J. Lifton’s Eight Criteria for Thought Reform

Milieu Control. This involves the control of information and communication both within the environment and, ultimately, within the individual, resulting in a significant degree of isolation from society at large.

Mystical Manipulation. There is manipulation of experiences that appear spontaneous but in fact were planned and orchestrated by the group or its leaders in order to demonstrate divine authority or spiritual advancement or some special gift or talent that will then allow the leader to reinterpret events, scripture, and experiences as he or she wishes.

Demand for Purity. The world is viewed as black and white and the members are constantly exhorted to conform to the ideology of the group and strive for perfection. The induction of guilt and/or shame is a powerful control device used here.

Confession. Sins, as defined by the group, are to be confessed either to a personal monitor or publicly to the group. There is no confidentiality; members’ “sins,” “attitudes,” and “faults” are discussed and exploited by the leaders.

Sacred Science. The group’s doctrine or ideology is considered to be the ultimate Truth, beyond all questioning or dispute. Truth is not to be found outside the group. The leader, as the spokesperson for God or for all humanity, is likewise above criticism.

Loading the Language. The group interprets or uses words and phrases in new ways so that often the outside world does not understand. This jargon consists of thought-terminating clichés, which serve to alter members’ thought processes to conform to the group’s way of thinking.

Doctrine over person. Member’s personal experiences are subordinated to the sacred science and any contrary experiences must be denied or reinterpreted to fit the ideology of the group.

Dispensing of existence. The group has the prerogative to decide who has the right to exist and who does not. This is usually not literal but means that those in the outside world are not saved, unenlightened, unconscious and they must be converted to the group’s ideology. If they do not join the group or are critical of the group, then they must be rejected by the members. Thus, the outside world loses all credibility. In conjunction, should any member leave the group, he or she must be rejected also.

Related Information: How to Leave a Cult.

Bonus: Andy Reid’s Kool-Aid Man Impersonation

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How To Become A Cult Leader (Video)

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Comedian Louis C.K. Learns About the Catholic Church (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/louis-ck-learns-about-catholic-church.html Thu, 15 May 2014 17:58:17 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=26972 By VLAD - Third Monk

Driven by simple curiosity, Louis C.K. does some investigative reporting about the Catholic Church. His findings are illuminating, funny, and ass-rapingly sad.

Comedian Louis C.K. Learns About the Catholic Church (Video)

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Driven by simple curiosity, Louis C.K. does some investigative reporting and finds some surprising things about the Catholic Church

This is a pretty old clip (2007) and certainly doesn’t reach Louis’ current level of comedy, but it’s worth watching.

It’s super tongue-in-cheek (or is it dick-in-ass), but it actually raises some valid points. Regardless of your religious beliefs, we can all agree boy-fucking blows.

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot.

:)

Louis C.K. just doesn't care

Comedian Louis C.K. Learns About the Catholic Church (Video)

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Unexpectedly Funny: Slow Motion Turns Neil deGrasse Tyson into a Stoner (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/funny-slow-motion-neil-degrasse-tyson.html Wed, 19 Mar 2014 18:14:53 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=25673 By VLAD - Third Monk

Who knew slow motion was all it took to turn Neil deGrasse Tyson into a Stoner!

Unexpectedly Funny: Slow Motion Turns Neil deGrasse Tyson into a Stoner (Video)

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Neil deGrasse Tyson in slow motion may go down as a pivotal moment in our history, the kind of revolutionary action that changes the course of human civilization forever.

Or it may just brighten your day and entertain you and your friends for a few minutes, no one can say for sure!

Anything is possible!

NDT - Slow Motion

 

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Unexpectedly Funny: Slow Motion Turns Neil deGrasse Tyson into a Stoner (Video)

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Boondocks Sketch Show – Tubesteak the Trolling Rapper & Black Jesus (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/boondocks-sketch-show-tubesteak-black-jesus.html Mon, 08 Jul 2013 19:52:41 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=15098 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

The only way to survive the thug life is to be a troll.

Boondocks Sketch Show – Tubesteak the Trolling Rapper & Black Jesus (Video)

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Aaron McGruder, the creator of the Boondocks comic and TV series, presents The Super Rumble Mix Show. The variety sketch show mocks Hip Hop thug culture with Tubesteak the Trolling Rapper, puts Black Jesus in modern day scenarios,  and features hilarious advice from John Witherspoon.

Best of Tubesteak Compilation, Rap Battle

Steak gets punched in the face during a rap battle.

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Tubesteak goes after the Boondocks creator Aaron McGruder, T-Pain, Ice Cube, David Banner & Himself

Best of Black Jesus Compilation

Black Jesus takes some time off to chill with his ungrateful homies.

Boondocks Sketch Show – Tubesteak the Trolling Rapper & Black Jesus (Video)

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The Greatest Trash Talkers Ever (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/greatest-trash-talkers-ever-video.html Thu, 04 Jul 2013 22:01:37 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=14825 By VLAD - Third Monk

The following individuals have taken trash talk and refined it to an art form. A sword of words and intimidation that they use to cut through their opposition.

The Greatest Trash Talkers Ever (Video)

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Trash Talkers have probably been around since the inception of human language. From our earliest shit talking ancestors, it has been employed as a form of psychological warfare. Used to gain a mental edge where previously there was none.

The following individuals have taken trash talk and refined it to an art form. A sword of words and intimidation that they use to cut through their opposition. Who’s your favorite Trash Talker Ever?

Muhammad Ali

The Greatest Boxer of all-time talks some serious smack.

Reggie Miller

Miller Time refined trash-talking to an art form.

Gary Payton

The Glove is considered one of the greatest talkers of his era.

Mike Tyson

This video says it all. One of the baddest Trash Talkers ever!

Kevin Garnett

KG is crazy. Like legitimately so.

Michael Jordan

Who else talks shit at their own Hall of Fame Enshrinement speech?

Winston Churchill

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Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”

Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”

Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

Young Man [After seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands]: “At Eton, they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.”

Churchill: “At Harrow, they taught us not to piss on our hands.”

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Triumph talks trash with the best of them.

The Greatest Trash Talkers Ever (Video)

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How To Do the Tom Cruise Movie Sprint (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/tom-cruise-movie-sprint.html Fri, 03 May 2013 11:56:12 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=12757 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

Learn Tom Cruise's sprinting method to save your girl from danger!

How To Do the Tom Cruise Movie Sprint (Video)

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Fitness expert Frank Yang provides us with a hilarious breakdown of Tom Cruise’s movie sprinting.

We’ve all seen Tom Cruise sprint for his life in all his movies. We all know he is the fastest man in Hollywood. We all know he just loves to sprint!

Now you can learn his technique and form to save your next girlfriend! – Frank Yang

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How To Do the Tom Cruise Movie Sprint (Video)

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Creative Loafing Trolls UFC Fighters About Getting Hit in the Face (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/creative-loafing-trolls-ufc-fighters.html Wed, 30 Jan 2013 21:19:23 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=11082 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

Rashad says getting knocked out feels like camera shake during a movie.

Creative Loafing Trolls UFC Fighters About Getting Hit in the Face (Video)

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Creative Loafing’s Joeff Davis interviews some of the top UFC fighters GSP, Rashad Evans, and Michael McDonald about “God and life in general.”

Creative Loafing Trolls UFC Fighters About Getting Hit in the Face (Video)

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Russian Citizens Troll Police with Hugs and Kisses (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/russian-citizens-troll-police-with-hugs-and-kisses-video.html Sat, 26 Jan 2013 20:22:00 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=10865 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

A different approach to protesting police corruption.

Russian Citizens Troll Police with Hugs and Kisses (Video)

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The people of Russia protest their police by attacking them with hugs and kisses.

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Russian Citizens Troll Police with Hugs and Kisses (Video)

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Funny Boxing Trainer Clowns His Rich Unathletic Students (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/funny-boxing-trainer-clowns-unathletic-students.html Fri, 02 Nov 2012 19:30:49 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=9796 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

Former Boxing Champion turned trainer, Eric Kelley has no tolerance for whack skills at his gym.

Funny Boxing Trainer Clowns His Rich Unathletic Students (Video)

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Former Boxing Champion turned trainer, Eric Kelley has no tolerance for whack skills at his gym. You can pay him to teach you but he’ll insult you every day if you keep punching like a retard.

Funny Boxing Trainer Clowns His Rich Unathletic Students (Video)

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