Funny Videos – Third Monk http://thirdmonk.net Elevate and Evolve | Cannabis & Psychedelic Culture Blog Sat, 13 Jan 2024 07:14:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.6 Hannibal Buress Visits a Cannabis Dispensary in Colorado (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/hannibal-buress-visits-cannabis-dispensary-colorado-video.html Tue, 06 Feb 2018 09:19:29 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=35802 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

Is this a sour patch kid or a sour patch full of weed? You don't know TSA lady. I'll eat it right in front of you!

Hannibal Buress Visits a Cannabis Dispensary in Colorado (Video)

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Hannibal Buress takes a trip to Native Roots, a marijuana dispensary located in Denver. The bud tender introduces Hannibal to new interesting cannabis infused products like female lubricant Foria and skin patches.

Is this a sour patch kid or a sour patch full of weed? You don’t know TSA lady. I’ll eat it right in front of you! – A Stoned Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Visits a Cannabis Dispensary in Colorado (Video)

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Coma – Waking Up to Find Legal Cannabis (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/coma-waking-up-legal-cannabis.html Mon, 09 Feb 2015 17:52:44 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=32945 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

The man in the hospital bed looks at the doctor with disbelief when he says, “Marijuana is legal now.”

Coma – Waking Up to Find Legal Cannabis (Video)

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A man wakes up from a five-year coma surrounded by his wife and doctor. As he deals with the blight of his new reality, including the surprise of an amputated leg and five years of his life down the tube, his doctor offers to write him a prescription for Vicodin, morphine or … marijuana.

The man in the hospital bed looks at the doctor with disbelief when he says, “Marijuana is legal now.”

“Coma” was created by IFC’s comedy sketch troupe Women

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Coma – Waking Up to Find Legal Cannabis (Video)

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Canada Creates Scary Anti Cannabis Ad, The People Call Bullshit (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/knowledge/canada-scary-anti-cannabis-ad-people-call-bullshit.html http://thirdmonk.net/knowledge/canada-scary-anti-cannabis-ad-people-call-bullshit.html#comments Wed, 07 Jan 2015 20:05:49 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=32615 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

Canada’s latest anti-cannabis ad says the science on the plant is clear. Yet, the people's verdict on the ad is even clearer. It hates it.

Canada Creates Scary Anti Cannabis Ad, The People Call Bullshit (Video)

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Canada’s latest anti-cannabis ad says the science on the plant is clear. Yet, the people’s verdict on the ad is even clearer. It hates it.

The ad, titled “Drug Prevention — Marijuana Use,” has drawn thousands of dislikes and a flurry of negative comments on Reddit since it was first posted on Youtube.

In the ad, a narrator declares over ominous music:

“Did you know that marijuana is on average 300 to 400 per cent stronger than it was 30 years ago?”

“Smoking marijuana. It can damage a teen for life.”

And while some users were supportive, others openly mocked it.

“TIL: my parents’ age bracket smoked terrible pot,” said Reddit user Snodgrass 82.

“Thanks for wasting tax dollars on telling people that flowers are bad,” said YouTube user Voluntary Kant.

The government’s science may not even be as clear as it claims. Marijuana’s illegal status in Canada means that there have been few controlled studies to determine its benefits and damaging effects.

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Harper Government’s Marijuana Ad Is Being Disliked To Hell (VIDEO) | Huffington Post

Canada Creates Scary Anti Cannabis Ad, The People Call Bullshit (Video)

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I Can Break These Cuffs! – Trolling the Police (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/i-can-break-these-cuffs-trolling-police.html Thu, 04 Dec 2014 17:06:05 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=32420 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

Possibly the funniest arrest ever captured on COPS.

I Can Break These Cuffs! – Trolling the Police (Video)

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The Las Vegas Police encounter a drunk who attempts to resist arrest with jokes and trolling. Possibly the funniest arrest ever captured on COPS.

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I Can Break These Cuffs! – Trolling the Police (Video)

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Grandmas Smoke Bud for the First Time (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/grandmas-smoke-bud-first-time.html Mon, 24 Nov 2014 17:42:34 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=32342 By VLAD - Third Monk

No grandmas were harmed in the making of this video.

Grandmas Smoke Bud for the First Time (Video)

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Cut Video found three grandmas who had never smoked marijuana and gave them an opportunity to try it for the first time. Then Cut gave them snacks and had them play Cards Against Humanity.

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Grandmas Smoke Bud for the First Time (Video)

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How to be Ultra Spiritual – Funny Parody with JP Sears (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/ultra-spiritual-funny-parody-jp-sears.html Thu, 23 Oct 2014 15:47:34 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=31506 By VLAD - Third Monk

Grow spiritually as you laugh at yourself.

How to be Ultra Spiritual – Funny Parody with JP Sears (Video)

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Ever wanted to be ultra spiritual? Well, look no further than JP Sears parody video that hilariously captures the essence of what it means to be spiritual today.

Perhaps it is our ability to laugh at ourselves and not take ourselves too seriously is what increases our spiritual growth.

JP Sears is an inner coach who strives to empower people to live more meaningful lives as whole individuals by guiding them to move beyond their symptoms of pain and sabotage.

Regardless of his mission statement, JP absolutely kills it in this video. It’s a well produced timely piece that is hilariously accurate.

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How to be Ultra Spiritual – Funny Parody with JP Sears (Video)

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Coffee and Cannabis Communication – Key & Peele (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/coffee-cannabis-communication-key-peele.html Thu, 16 Oct 2014 18:50:10 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=31533 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

The square amped with coffee freaks out while the stoner remains chill.

Coffee and Cannabis Communication – Key & Peele (Video)

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Keegan and Jordan misunderstand the tone of each other’s text messages while trying to make plans. The square amped with coffee freaks out while the stoner remains chill on cannabis.

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Coffee and Cannabis Communication – Key & Peele (Video)

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True Facts About The Octopus and CuttleFish – A Big Head With Three Hearts (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/true-facts-octopus-cuttlefish.html Sun, 12 Oct 2014 20:51:38 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=31418 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

It is widely known that the interesting-ness of an animal is proportionate to how difficult it is to figure out where its butthole is. The octopus therefore is very interesting.

True Facts About The Octopus and CuttleFish – A Big Head With Three Hearts (Video)

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After featuring the psychedelic vision of the Mantis Shrimp, the hilarious True Facts About Animals series is back with some love for Cephalopods.

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It is widely known that the interesting-ness of an animal is proportionate to how difficult it is to figure out where its butthole is. The octopus therefore is very interesting.

 

True Facts About The CuttleFish

Cuttlefish are the kings of camouflage and their mating begins when the male delicately grabs the female by her face and inserts another specialized tentacle into an opening near her mouth, which hopefully is not her nose.

Cephalopods, the class of mollusks which scientists classify octopuses, squid, cuttlefish and nautiluses, can change color faster than a chameleon. They can also change texture and body shape, and, and if those camouflage techniques don’t work, they can still “disappear” in a cloud of ink, which they use as a smoke-screen or decoy.

Cephalopods are also fascinating because they have three hearts that pump blue blood and are thought to be the most intelligent of invertebrates.  Dr. Wood, Cephalopod Researcher

True Facts About The Octopus and CuttleFish – A Big Head With Three Hearts (Video)

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Swedish TV Host Gets Tricked Into Eating Weed Cookies at a Silent Retreat (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/swedish-tv-host-weed-cookies-silent-retreat.html http://thirdmonk.net/high-culture/swedish-tv-host-weed-cookies-silent-retreat.html#comments Mon, 04 Aug 2014 17:06:27 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=29692 By JAMES HSU - Third Monk

After eating weed cookies, they have a fun time trying to act like normal guests.

Swedish TV Host Gets Tricked Into Eating Weed Cookies at a Silent Retreat (Video)

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Filip and Fredrik are two Swedish journalists known for their humour and unconventional journalism. The duo has been celebrated for their relaxed and spontaneous style in front of the camera. After eating weed cookies, they have a fun time trying to act like normal guests.

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Swedish TV Host Gets Tricked Into Eating Weed Cookies at a Silent Retreat (Video)

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How To Become A Cult Leader (Video) http://thirdmonk.net/knowledge/how-to-become-a-cult-leader.html Tue, 24 Jun 2014 16:44:29 +0000 http://thirdmonk.net/?p=28029 By VLAD - Third Monk

A hilarious, disturbing breakdown of the techniques that cults use to indoctrinate new members.

How To Become A Cult Leader (Video)

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A hilarious, yet disturbing breakdown of the techniques that cults use to indoctrinate new members.

 

Dr. Robert J. Lifton’s Eight Criteria for Thought Reform

Milieu Control. This involves the control of information and communication both within the environment and, ultimately, within the individual, resulting in a significant degree of isolation from society at large.

Mystical Manipulation. There is manipulation of experiences that appear spontaneous but in fact were planned and orchestrated by the group or its leaders in order to demonstrate divine authority or spiritual advancement or some special gift or talent that will then allow the leader to reinterpret events, scripture, and experiences as he or she wishes.

Demand for Purity. The world is viewed as black and white and the members are constantly exhorted to conform to the ideology of the group and strive for perfection. The induction of guilt and/or shame is a powerful control device used here.

Confession. Sins, as defined by the group, are to be confessed either to a personal monitor or publicly to the group. There is no confidentiality; members’ “sins,” “attitudes,” and “faults” are discussed and exploited by the leaders.

Sacred Science. The group’s doctrine or ideology is considered to be the ultimate Truth, beyond all questioning or dispute. Truth is not to be found outside the group. The leader, as the spokesperson for God or for all humanity, is likewise above criticism.

Loading the Language. The group interprets or uses words and phrases in new ways so that often the outside world does not understand. This jargon consists of thought-terminating clichés, which serve to alter members’ thought processes to conform to the group’s way of thinking.

Doctrine over person. Member’s personal experiences are subordinated to the sacred science and any contrary experiences must be denied or reinterpreted to fit the ideology of the group.

Dispensing of existence. The group has the prerogative to decide who has the right to exist and who does not. This is usually not literal but means that those in the outside world are not saved, unenlightened, unconscious and they must be converted to the group’s ideology. If they do not join the group or are critical of the group, then they must be rejected by the members. Thus, the outside world loses all credibility. In conjunction, should any member leave the group, he or she must be rejected also.

Related Information: How to Leave a Cult.

Bonus: Andy Reid’s Kool-Aid Man Impersonation

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How To Become A Cult Leader (Video)

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